Halloween Jokes

Here is a collection of jokes to tell on Halloween.

Of course they're all pretty old jokes, but they do say that the old ones are the best.

Anyways, Halloween is all about the past, the old and the dead, so perhaps these old jokes will fit right in.

Also, don't forget, with each new generation these jokes become new again!

What instrument does a skeleton play - A Trom-BONE

Who was the most famous witch detective? - Warlock Holmes

Where does a ghost go to refuel his car ? - a gastly station

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon ? - a sour puss

What do you call a monsters parents? - A Mummy and Deady

Why did Dracula take cold medicine ? - To stop his coffin

Why do ghosts go to Bars ? - For the boos

Why are ghosts messy eaters ? - Because they are always goblin

What goes on a ghosts desert ? - whipped Scream

What is Dracula's favorite holiday ? - Fangsgiving

What kind of makeup do ghosts use ? - mas-scare-a

What is the ghosts favorite drink ? - Ghoul Ade

What type of music does a mummy like ? - Wrap !

What kind of witch retires to the beach ? - a sand-witch

Why didn't the skeleton go Trick or Treating? - Because he had no guts !

How do we know vampires like baseball ? - every nite he turns himself into a Bat

How does a girl vampire flirt ? - she Bats her eyes

Why are demons and ghouls always togeather ? - Because demons are a ghouls best friend

What song does Dracula hate ? - Sunshine on my shoulders